High on the mountain
Tell me what do you see?
Bear tracks, bear tracks
Lookin' back at me
You better get your rifle, before its too late
The bear's got a little pig, headed for the gate

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Well he's big around the middle
And broad across the rump
Runnin' 90 mile an hour
Takin' 30 foot a jump
Ain't never been caught, aint never been treed,
Some folks say he looks a lot like me

Well I saved me some money
And I bought me some bees
Started making honey way up in a tree
I cut down my tree but my honey's all gone
Old Slew Foot done made himself a home

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Well winter's comin' on and its 40 below
The river's froze over, so where can he go?
I'll chase him up a gully and I'll run him in a well
Shoot him in the ass just to listen to him yell

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